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baenedict:

follow for more softhomo

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canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers

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spurca:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

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