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flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

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janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS

janemba:

I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS

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ughfreebatch:

bbcfreeman:

i mean usually men who are in a platonic friendship with another man are really happy for their friend when they get married and don’t longingly stare at their chairs or obsessively fold napkins or y’know, leave the wedding early and start doing drugs

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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bowties-and-cheekbones:

hey look john is finally taller than sherlock

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thegingerbatch:

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

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undermycroftsumbrella:

kingshezza:

"sir arthur conan doyle didn’t write them as a couple"

SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE ALSO DIDN’T WRITE THEM IN 21ST CENTURY LONDON USING CELL PHONES WITH MARY MORSTAN AS AN ASSASSIN AND IRENE ADLER AS A LESBIAN DOMINATRIX PLS FIND A DIFFERENT ARGUMENT 

also it was illegal at the time so if i he did write it he’d been dead

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queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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licensetocannibalize:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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ttobe:

getting into a series that no longer has an active fandom
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popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

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